MORE BEATRICE…AN EXTRACT FROM MY WIP

It’s National Writing Day. So to celebrate, here’s another extract from my Middle Grade WIP, all about a bookworm called Beatrice Wild, who wants to be brave, but finds living up to her name a little…tricky!

12:06pm

We went to our first camp meeting this morning.  I felt a teeny bit nervous walking in.

And then it got worse when Chris said: “Welcome to Camp Conqueror everyone!  We’ve got SO many exciting things planned for our two weeks together.  And without further ado, WE’RE GOING KICK THINGS OFF WITH AN ICEBREAKER!”

Aagh! Everyone just GROANED!

Seems I’m not the only one who hates ice-breaker games. Honestly, they make me so nervous – I practically come out in a cold sweat.  The good thing was though, this icebreaker did involve eating SWEETS!

It was called the ‘QUESTIONS’ game.

First, we had to pass round a bowl of colourful sweets and pick one each.  But we weren’t allowed to eat them straight away!

Then, Caroline blue-tacked a list of colour-coded questions onto the wall.  So, if you picked a green sweet, your question was: Name a place you’d love to travel to?  (Olivia, got that one – and she said, Japan, which I thought was a really interesting choice).

If your sweet was pink , your question was: What’s your favourite book or film?  If only I’d picked pink!  That would have been super easy!

But of course, I had to go and pick YELLOW. 

If your sweet was yellow, your question was: “What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?”

I MEAN WHERE TO START?  Embarrassing things seem to happen to me ALL the time.

Who in their right mind wants to share their most embarrassing moment in public?  I mean, if it wasn’t quite embarrassing enough the first time round?!

So, I racked my brains and tried to think of my least most embarrassing moment.

And that was the time a Sea-Gull swooped down and stole my sandwich when we went on a school trip to Hastings.

 YES, THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME! It was a pretty decent sandwich too. Ham, cheese, pickle and mayo.

Anyway, as soon as I shared this, everybody just burst out laughing.  Which I’m not sure is a good thing or a bad thing? And I’m pretty sure I blushed a bit. But I think it broke the ice anyway.

Then Dylan Bird, got the same question!  And he said his most embarrassing moment was when he went to score a penalty and his shoe flew up onto the school roof!  It took the furious caretaker half an hour to get it back and in the meantime, Dylan had to hobble round the playground in his sock!

WAH-HA-HA!

 I guess embarrassing things happen to us all.

Beware The Gringlecrunch, My Son!

I’m currently working my way through a superb course on Picture Book writing by the brilliant Julia Donaldson.

(For a link to all the BBC Maestro Courses, click here: https://www.bbcmaestro.com/)

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The course content is not only helpful, but wonderfully inspiring and at the end of every session, there is an exercise to try. The most recent was to read the classic ‘Jabberwocky’ by Lewis Carroll – writer of the Alice in Wonderland books – and use it as a basis for writing your own story or poem.

In case you haven’t read it, ‘Jabberwocky’ is a poem which intersperses plain English with totally nonsensical, made-up words resulting in a totally brilliant bit of balderdash which the reader can still understand!

If you’ve never read it, please do!: https://www.owleyes.org/text/jabberwocky/read/text-poem

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For the sake of time, I decided to stick largely to the original text, but try to come up with my own nonsensical words in place of Carroll’s! And here is the result.

T’was flinkle, and the smurky glurg,
Did chire and chunder in the floom,
All boggy were the swampaleeze,
And the qualm fligs downrume.

‘Beware the Gringlecrunch, my son,
His knees go creak, his knuckles crack.
Beware the Howling Jowl and run
From terrifying Bladdersmack!’

He took his runsome sword in hand,
Longtime the vexious foe he sought,
So rested he by the Plickadee
And stood a while in thought.

And as in flonder thought he stood
The Gringlecrunch with breath most foul,
Came hortling through the greeping wood
Skarooming with a howl!

One two! One two! And through and through,
The runsome blade went Bammleboff!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went marading off!

‘”And hast thou slain the Gringlecrunch?
Come to my arms my lubbish lad,
Oh vumshious night, Skooreeh! Skoorite!
My heart is minsely glad.

T’was flinkle, and the smurky glurg,
Did chire and chunder in the floom,
All boggy were the swampaleeze,
And the qualm fligs downrume.

I found this exercise heaps of fun, but also challenging. Believe it or not, it’s trickier than you might think to to come up with a word that sounds vaguely recognisable, whilst at the same time being utter nonsense – especially whilst sticking to a rhyming scheme.

So in honour of National Poetry Day, (which is tomorrow by the way) why not have a go at writing your own rendition of ‘Jabberwocky?’ I’d love to hear how you get on!

Happy writing!

“He Called Me Carrots!”

Here’s a tribute to one of my favourite set of books (and films) growing up.

The Anne of Green Gables series, by Lucy Maud Montgomery, follows the childhood adventures of an extremely imaginative and chatty orphan girl, named Anne Shirley (that’s Anne spelt with an ‘e’ of course!) who comes to live – by way of a mistake – with straight-laced elderly siblings Matthew and Marilla Cuthbert.

I can’t help flying up on the wings of anticipation. It’s as glorious as soaring through a sunset. Almost pays for the thud!”

Interestingly, I watched the 1985 film adaptation, produced by Kevin Sullivan, before reading the books! And I’m pleased to say, this didn’t ruin the stories for me, but only made me want to read them even more!

I was absolutely spell-bound by the characters, the cinematography and the film-score, and got very quickly swept up into the wonderful world of Anne, her ‘bosom friend’ Diana Barry, Gilbert Blythe, and all the other characters from Avonlea.

As a fellow red-head, I too had been called Carrots a time or two! (And ‘Gingernut’ and ‘Duracell’). So I instantly empathised with Anne, and felt like something of a kindred spirit.. I also shared her love for reading, writing, poetry and flowers – and having a somewhat fanciful imagination!. Fortunately, though, I happened to be a lot less hot-headed! I’m not sure I would have had the guts to walk the ridge-pole of a roof if Josie Pie had ever dared me. And I’m pretty sure I would have forgiven the handsome Gilbert Blythe in a heart-beat if he’d called me Carrots.

I will never forgive Gilbert Blythe, Diana. The iron has entered my soul…

After watching the films, I raced out and bought the first few books, eager to find out more about the mishaps and antics of Anne, who was constantly ‘getting into scrapes,.’ a few of my favourites being:

  • Accidentally setting Diana drunk because she mistook Rachel Lynde’s redcurrant wine for Raspberry Cordial;
  • Getting rescued by Gilbert Blythe when she fell into the ‘Lake of Shining Waters’ after re-enacting a scene from Tennyson’s ‘Lady of Shallot’;
  • Falling into the mud after trying to prevent an errant cow from entering a crotchety neighbour’s field….

…to mention just a few….But you’ll have to read the books for yourself!

Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?”

I was delighted to discover that the stories took Anne into adulthood! As a kid there was nothing better than a book series, which followed a beloved cast of characters through all their ups and downs as they grew up.

Even as an adult, I still have the full set on my book case and occasionally re-read them. They are wonderfully comforting and a bit like old friends to me. My youngest daughter recently listened to an audio version of the first book at bedtime and she absolutely loved it – which just goes to show their enduring appeal. Admittedly, they are quite wordy compared to many children’s books nowadays, but they are wonderfully descriptive, especially about the natural beauty of Prince Edward Island, where the books are set. There are one or two sentences in them that really sing… and if you’re anything like me, you’ll find yourself reading them twice, because they’re just so lovely.

A September day on Prince Edward Island Hills, a crisp wind blowing up over the sand dunes from the sea; a long red road, winding through fields and woods…now basking in open sunshine between ribbons of Goldenrod and smoke blue Asters…

The stories are funny, quite poignant at times – and they have a wonderful wholesome feel about them.

I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers. It would be terrible if we just skipped from September to November, wouldn’t it?

What books did you enjoy growing up? I’d love to hear from you in the comments section below.