Quick! Quick! Write A Limerick!

In just under two weeks time, on 12th May, it’s National Limerick Day, where people post their favourite Limericks on Social Media, under the hashtag: #NationalLimerickDay!

Why May 12th? It was the birthday of the English Poet, Edward Lear, who was the king of limericks, making them popular in the early 1800’s.

A limerick? What’s a Limerick? I hear you ask. How do I write one? And why should I bother?.

And here is my answer!

It’s fun to sit down with a brew,
And come up with a limerick, or two,
It’s a juggle of thoughts,
A word-puzzle of sorts,
It’s a word-nerdy thing you can do!

Hahaha! A slightly silly response, granted. But here’s my logic: The very best way to learn how to write a Limerick is by reading them!

Definitely check out Edward Lear – https://www.britannica.com/biography/Edward-Lear – who apparently wrote 212 fine examples. You’ll soon get a feel for the rhythm and rhyme scheme.

But just to be clear, here are a few features of the Limerick:

  • Limericks are humerous, rhyming, five-line poems, with the pattern: AABBA
  • They often tell a little anecdote or story – which makes them really fun to write.

Like this:

There once was a kitty so smart,
Stealing food was his devious art,
He would pilfer your chicken,
Next your ham, he’d be nickin’
Why, he’d even come back for your tart!

Our pets seem to feature quite regularly in my limericks – but, honestly, you can write a limerick about pretty much anything.

It could be educational:

Seeds are remarkable things,
Some have spikes, some rotate, some have wings,
Dandelion is cute,
With its seed parachute 🪂
But the best one of all sorta' PINGS!

- you could even write a limerick about…writing limericks!
Writing lim'ricks is tricky, but fun,
Make sure lines five and two rhyme with one,
Add a killer last line,
(If it helps, drink some wine!)
Don't give up, you'll be glad when it's done!


So what are you waiting for? You've got just under two weeks to get scribbling!

Here are some tips to get you started!

  • Pick one subject to write about- it could be your pet, a silly situation, a favourite film or book or even about yourself;
  • Try and nail your last line early on – this is the line that ties everything together, and if done well, really gets the giggles;
  • Remember, lines one, two and five all have to rhyme – so pick a common sound for your word-ending. Be creative with it! In some instances, forced rhyme can work quite well! (See last line of the second example below)
  • If you’re stuck, try to avoid abandoning your subject idea altogether. Instead, walk away for a bit. There are more ways than one to say something. Limericks are like a puzzle. Often the answer comes when you’re busy doing something else, like walking the dog, or doing the washing up.
  • A rhyming thesaurus can be really useful for those word endings, especially if you’re missing a beat or syllable
Oh, a rhyming thesaurus is grand,
It can help when your limericks are bland,
It can give you word power
At the e-leventh hour,
With names like: Pituitary Gland

There once was a cute little kitty,
Who would sit around looking so pretty,
But this act was a lie,
He was really a spy,
No you should not believe cats one bitty.

Moses, looking like butter wouldn’t melt…

I hope this post has inspired you and that you’re running for your notebook and pencil as we speak! Perhaps you’ll be brave enough to post them on #NationalLimerickDay!

Happy writing!

How-do-you…Haiku?

I love taking part in poetry events and online initiatives. One of these is #HaikuSaturday.

What’s a Haiku, you may well ask?

Well…it’s not a sneeze!

But it is a very short poem that follows these three rules:

  • A haiku consists of three lines (which don’t generally rhyme);
  • A haiku consists of (no more than) 17 syllables;
  • A haiku captures a brief, vivid moment or observation, or sudden realisation , often related to nature. The aim of a haiku is to say something big, profound, powerful or evocative, using only a few words.

If you’re new to writing Haiku – try starting with the 5-7-5 sequence:

  • 5 syllables in line one
  • 7 syllables in line two
  • 5 syllables in line three

Like this:

God is a painter,
The skies are His canvasses,
Glory on display!

The whole poem should be about ONE thing. One moment. One observation. One striking thought or idea.

After the deluge,
Rock pools flooded with bounty,
Treasures in the storm

Now it’s Your Turn!

Here’s three reasons why you should try writing a Haiku today:

  • Haiku are a great way of celebrating those wonderful fleeting moments in nature, encouraging you to really stop, look and listen! I love the saying: – “you should spend one hour every day in nature. Except if you’re busy. Then you should spend two.”
  • Fed up with the Crossword? Haiku are a great way to exercise your brain, hone your word-skill and practice getting your thoughts on paper – and there’s no right or wrong way to write a haiku;
  • You know all those photos that are just hanging around on your phone? Why not use them as inspiration for a Haiku? And if you’re a writer or blogger, you’ll even have something fresh to post!

And most of all, Haiku are a great way to experiment with phrases, forget about trying to rhyme and just have fun with words! (see, that’s four reasons! Now go on – grab your note-book and pen!)


Magnificent tree,
How many winters have you
Stood against the wind?

If you’re new to writing poetry, why not jump on board today? You could even post your Haiku in the comments section below ! I’d love to read them!

Happy writing!

The World’s Best Dog

I wrote this poem for a Valentine’s Poetry Competition, hosted by The Little Thoughts Press back in February. The brief was to write a silly sonnet about something you really love! Mine was based on Shakespeare’s Sonnet Number 30

I didn’t win the overall prize, but was delighted to be voted Kid’s Choice Winner!

Why don’t you have a go at writing a silly sonnet?